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wangwrangler 

a person of the cowboy persuasion who visually conveys a sense of overall gayness, commonly found wearing uncomfortably tight blue jeans
No one could say for sure, but the pink cowboy hat and the comically oversized sherrif's star made him look like the biggest wangwrangler in the entire honky tonk saloon.
wangwrangler by Marcel Hunt September 25, 2005
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WANGWRANGLER 

HOMO-SEXUAL, or a man who likes to ding a dong, if you know what i mean!? (dicky up the chufter)
Look at that pair of WANGWRANGLERS at the bar.
WANGWRANGLER by DARREN McTADLEY April 24, 2008

Wangfangler 

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.
That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.
Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

WANGFANGLER 

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.
That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.
WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

wang wrangler 

a homosexual cowboy
as he stood behind me the wang wrangler yelled yippee ky yaw!
wang wrangler by m chapman April 25, 2003

Wang Wrangler 

Overt masturbator

see actual
also see golrien
Sam! Justin! Stop being a couple wang wranglers and get me some pie.
Wang Wrangler by Retro083 November 5, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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