An enigma of sorts. This middle aged Caucasian male is a cross between a wangster and a hillbilly. Usually has a song playlist consisting of hip hop and country music. Heavily tattooed, a wangbilly's outfit consists of affliction or metal mulisha shirts, very long white jean shorts, a wallet on a chain, and Air Jordans. The headpiece will either be a straw cowboy hat or a flatbilled Y&R hat facing forward and pulled all the way to the eyebrows. Facial hair is a must for the wangbilly, usually a long unkempt goatee or a full-on neckbeard. The wangbilly will either be seen in a super low, super stanced out earlier model Honda hatchback or a super jacked up pick-up truck. Like I said, an enigma of sorts. If the wangbilly is employed, the place of employment will either be minimum wage or very close to it. While the wangbilly is supported by a minimum wage job, the social life of the wangbilly will lead you to believe that the individual is paid racks on racks on racks when in reality said wangbilly still lives at home with mom and pops.

"Bro! You like Wiz Khalifa AND Carrie Underwood?! You MUST be a WANGBILLY!!!"

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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