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Waluweenie 

A waluweenie is a long but skinny penis.
"So, how was brad last night?"
"Eh, he had a waluweenie"
"oof"
Waluweenie by FrdThFlynShrk June 1, 2019
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waluweenie 

waluigies penis / cock that he keeps getting stuck in a vending mechanism
hay man did you hear

hear what

that waluigi got his waluweenie stuck in a vending machine
waluweenie by hazzerp9635412834 November 14, 2022
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Waluweewee 

Waluweewee (ワルウィー・ウィー) is Luweewee's very long and thick rival, and Yellow Fatasses partner. Waluweewee made his first porn shoot in Red Fatass tennis 18+, and since then, he has made erotic appearances exclusively in Red Mushroom Addict franchise's spin-on titles. He has been voiced by Billy Mays ever since his employment as a pornstar. His name is a portmanteau of the Japanese words, Waru and weewee, meaning "bad" and "seductive".
Suck my Waluweewee.
Waluweewee by CuriosBunion October 1, 2017

walluweenie 

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walluweenie by fuckfufkcs February 28, 2018

Walluweenie 

Gay porn typically depicting Walluigi and other characters within the Mario franchise.
Josh: "Can you believe it, I saw cousin watching Walluweenie!"

Drake: "Don't knock it till you try it"
Walluweenie by Jizzlr May 7, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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