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wannastache 

That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008
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Wagnasty 

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends
My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed

walastika 

Derivative of the Tagalog slang word, walastik. Also the official name of one young artist's dream of a promising step towards nirvana, good art, design bliss, and everything that is good.

walastika.com
Excuse me miss? I really dig your Walastika shirt. You wouldn't mind joining me for adobo tonight would you?
walastika by zero-plasticity October 12, 2004

walastik 

Tagalog slang equivalent to "excellent" or "fantabulous". Roughly and literally translated as "no plastic" (walang plastic), implying no signs of impurity, shallow goodness, or any negative connotations.
"So what did you think of the movie?

"Walastik."
walastik by zero-plasticity October 12, 2004

Wagnasty 

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends
My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed

Walnarts 

1. its the weird version of Walmart
2. Wall
3. Knock off nerf bullets
4. Pop tart flavored walnuts
5. ur mom fat
"Have you ate the new Walnarts?"
Walnarts by Kit_Kat_bar January 25, 2020