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wannastache
That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008
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walnast • Wagnasty • walastik • walastika • Wallastar • Walnarts • waltastisch • wannastache • WalA stud • Walk nasty
Wagnasty
1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends
Wagnasty by Your girl and your Etard friend luv u! May 29, 2008
walastika
Derivative of the Tagalog slang word, walastik. Also the official name of one young artist's dream of a promising step towards nirvana, good art, design bliss, and everything that is good.
walastika.com
walastika.com
Excuse me miss? I really dig your Walastika shirt. You wouldn't mind joining me for adobo tonight would you?
walastika by zero-plasticity October 12, 2004
walastik
Tagalog slang equivalent to "excellent" or "fantabulous". Roughly and literally translated as "no plastic" (walang plastic), implying no signs of impurity, shallow goodness, or any negative connotations.
walastik by zero-plasticity October 12, 2004
Wagnasty
1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends
Wagnasty by Your girl and your Etard friend luv u! May 30, 2008
Walnarts
1. its the weird version of Walmart
2. Wall
3. Knock off nerf bullets
4. Pop tart flavored walnuts
5. ur mom fat
2. Wall
3. Knock off nerf bullets
4. Pop tart flavored walnuts
5. ur mom fat
Walnarts by Kit_Kat_bar January 25, 2020
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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