Definitions by Luke812

Walmortified 

The condition when you are both disgusted with the Class of shoppers at Walmart AND realize you are shopping at Walmart too. You too are one of the smelly Walmart people.

I walked past a woman shopping at Walmart and was overwhelmed by the smell of cigarettes and sweat. I was disgusted mortified and aware of the stereotype of people who shop at Walmart. Then it happened, I was Walmortified when I realized that I was shopping at Walmart too.

Walmortified by Luke812 October 18, 2018

Walmiliated 

The humiliation felt when busted shopping at Walmart . The feeling is often shared by the person who has spotted you.

When I ran into my work colleague at Walmart we were both ashamed and Walmiliated

Walmiliated by Luke812 October 18, 2018

Walmausea 

The nausea felt when you are shopping at Walmart and disgusted by the people shopping

I suffered Walmausea when I found myself downwind from a women at Walmart that smelled like a bowling alley. She actually left a wake of foul odor. I was Walmauseated.

Walmausea by Luke812 October 18, 2018