walking hug 

A hug generally given whilst walking. Generally sideways so that both people can walk in the same direction.

Lucy was walking to the carpark,

Laura: 'lucy i havent seen you all day, have a walking hug'

they hug whilst walking towards the carpark to save time and not hold up the rest of the people behind them.

walking hug by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009