The place where your family are dealers.
Everyone you know is a bogan.
All the chillas live down river lane.
Everyone you know is a bogan.
All the chillas live down river lane.
by MrSandSpit August 18, 2018
Waiuku,
One of the many Bogan territories planted across NewZealand. It is a small town with a population of P heads, stoners, car guys, tradies and other common bogan traits. It is common for the woman of the town to bare child when they are the age of 16 and even more common for them to drop out and date men who are less attractive. the men are able to accomplish this not by being funny, but because the woman have low standards and father related issues also known as "daddy issues". It is common for residence to stay in the town and never leave as it is the only thing they know.
Those who do leave the town will usually have left because of parents forcing them to move or because that person has decided to attended higher education at a University and therefore is likely homosexual, bisexual or LGBT included as Waiuku is a Anti-LGBT town.
Safety tips for waiuku:
1) keep quite as your opinion could hurt the residents.
2)DO NOT lower your standards or self-esteem as putting others down is their life-force
3) Don't trust the men even the 'nice' one's as they are secretly Fuck boys
4) don't trust the woman as they will either talk ill of you or are insane.
One of the many Bogan territories planted across NewZealand. It is a small town with a population of P heads, stoners, car guys, tradies and other common bogan traits. It is common for the woman of the town to bare child when they are the age of 16 and even more common for them to drop out and date men who are less attractive. the men are able to accomplish this not by being funny, but because the woman have low standards and father related issues also known as "daddy issues". It is common for residence to stay in the town and never leave as it is the only thing they know.
Those who do leave the town will usually have left because of parents forcing them to move or because that person has decided to attended higher education at a University and therefore is likely homosexual, bisexual or LGBT included as Waiuku is a Anti-LGBT town.
Safety tips for waiuku:
1) keep quite as your opinion could hurt the residents.
2)DO NOT lower your standards or self-esteem as putting others down is their life-force
3) Don't trust the men even the 'nice' one's as they are secretly Fuck boys
4) don't trust the woman as they will either talk ill of you or are insane.
" waiuku? where's that?"
by RainClouds-no-Sunshine April 7, 2020