waiuku 

The place where your family are dealers.
Everyone you know is a bogan.
All the chillas live down river lane.

Ohhh Farkk bruh you been down to uku yet mate
Waiuku

waiuku by MrSandSpit August 18, 2018

Waiuku 

Waiuku,
One of the many Bogan territories planted across NewZealand. It is a small town with a population of P heads, stoners, car guys, tradies and other common bogan traits. It is common for the woman of the town to bare child when they are the age of 16 and even more common for them to drop out and date men who are less attractive. the men are able to accomplish this not by being funny, but because the woman have low standards and father related issues also known as "daddy issues". It is common for residence to stay in the town and never leave as it is the only thing they know.
Those who do leave the town will usually have left because of parents forcing them to move or because that person has decided to attended higher education at a University and therefore is likely homosexual, bisexual or LGBT included as Waiuku is a Anti-LGBT town.

Safety tips for waiuku:

1) keep quite as your opinion could hurt the residents.
2)DO NOT lower your standards or self-esteem as putting others down is their life-force

3) Don't trust the men even the 'nice' one's as they are secretly Fuck boys

4) don't trust the woman as they will either talk ill of you or are insane.

" waiuku? where's that?"

Waiuku by RainClouds-no-Sunshine April 7, 2020

wairuku 

Girls named wairuku are usally lighted skined Maori green or blue eyes black or brown hair and pointy nose + Bigtits
They are bitchy,LOUD,but good company,Doesnt care what people say ,Can punch good
Are not afraid to show em what they got

And Really beautiul....:)

Guy1. Daayum that girl has green eyes, brown hair and shes loud

Guy2. Shes so fine, she must be a wairuku

wairuku by brohan aka booboo August 10, 2012

wailuku 

An old city in the valley of Maui. It has its probloems, including meth heads and a bald fat guy who walks the streets, who once killed a family (no joke).

Eh Bra, I wanna score some ice, lets check Wailuku.

wailuku by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005

waipukurau 

Waipukurau is a shit town in the north island of New Zealand were to many tinnies are sold and also everyone is on meth including the taxi lady. Everyone has sex with each other and get stds.

Guy 1. Hey have you been to waipukurau.
Guy 2. Yes last time I did the taxi lady tried to sell me meth.

waipukurau by Waipukurau August 23, 2018

jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut 

Jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut is an ancient name from one of the states in Malaysia which is Kelantan.This is a very unique name.It is the combination of many soldiers' name who died in war protecting their place.The meaning of this name is, jinkaliwak (strong),jinkala(clever), jinkaliwali (leader),waluku(kind),jikolo(brave),jikole(faithful), jikudut (invisible).
Facts;this name is used by the tribe chief of the village Kampung Pangkal Changgong,Machang,Kelantan who named Firdaus.

Boy1:What is your name?
Boy2:My name is Jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut!
Boy1:....?!
Boy1:Jin..what?
Boy2:Just call me 'J'.

jinkaliwak jinkala jinkaliwali waluku jikolo jikole jikudut by Jin's1019 November 23, 2021