I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Waifu 

The term "waifu" is a word that is used prevalently in the Manga/Cartoon, and Video-game fandoms. The origin of the word comes from the katakana word for wife; ワイフ

However, Japanese-speakers will never use that word. The real word for wife is 妻 (tsuma/sai).

"Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry.

Remember; "ワイフ waifu" and "妻 tsuma" are completely different. Waifu is a joke word that Anime fans call fictional female characters that they love and would marry if they were real. Your tsuma is your real wife. That is the real Japanese word for wife.

Example of waifu:

"Do you like Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates?"
"I LOVE Camilla! Her large breasts, her curves,... she's my waifu!" 😍
(This guy has sexual attaraction towards Camilla from Fire Emblem Fates. He would even marry her if she was real, he called her his "waifu"

Example of 妻 :

私は今日結婚しました これは私の妻キコです
「I got married today. This is my wife Kiko.」
(A man was married to Kiko that day. She is real, not a fictional character. The real Japanese word for wife was used.

Waifu by Phazer XP August 24, 2019

Waifutaku 

Anime fan who loves female anime characters from any anime,regardless how anime is not perfect or bad and gets mad when you say that his waifu is trash saying:'There is no bad waifu,only bad anime!'

You say that my waifu is trash? As Waifutaku,i find it insulting! There is no bad waifu.only bad anime!

Waifutaku by WaifuMaster17 December 12, 2018

waifu pillow 

A body pillow with a picture of an anime character on it used by weaboos.

Person 1: Did you hear that (insert weaboo here) fucked his waifu pillow so much that it can stand on its own?
Person 2: Why must you tell me this...

waifu pillow by idktbhandidc July 1, 2016

waffush

The combination of waffle and shush. Used when you want to shush a waffler.

Francesco: The 1905 Russian Revolution was a determinant factor in the subsidization of Nutella in Vietnam due to...
Salim: Yeah man, waffush!

waffush by urstrulyfran February 28, 2023

mai waifu 

weaboo for my wife

This is mai waifu ^_^

mai waifu by Surhta April 8, 2007

Waifu Material 

This is another popular anime weaboo's or a otaku's term. A Waifu is another anime term for a wife in the 2D world of anime or video games. Ones waifu must be treated with love and affection, you must do this as a man for your waifu.
Waifu Material is something you look for in a potential waifu. You must search for specific material you desire to carefully look for your one and only waifu. An example of something you make look for in a potential waifu is well their looks. Most people decide on their waifu's with their looks or personality. And once you find someone who could be your waifu, make sure they have WAIFU MATERIAL. Messing this up can result in heartbreak and can lead to depression.

"hey! Doesn't she look to have some potential Waifu Material?"
"We got to look for some possible Waifu Material for you!"

Waifu Material by AnimeWeabooOtakuTrash July 5, 2018