Wage War

A really cool metal band that originating in Central Florida, Wage War gathers inspiration from several different sub-genres of metal, explaining their wide range of appeal to metal heads everywhere. White Chapel, The Devil Wears Prada, and August Burns Red are just a few of their influences.

Mixing the anger and angst of Hardcore Metal with a positive message of redemption and hope. Wage War has a bright future ahead of them.

The current lineup consists of unclean vocalist Briton Bond, lead guitarist and backing vocalist Seth Blake, rhythm guitarist and clean vocalist Cody Quistad, bass guitarist and backing vocalist Chris Gaylord and drummer and percussionist Stephen Kleusener.

Wage war made 4 albums for nowadays. First "Blueprints" in 2015, "Deadweight" in 2017, "Pressure" in 2019 and "Manic" in 2021

Wage War by ZeroNil January 21, 2023

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minimum wage warrior

An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.

Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...

minimum wage warrior by i like thugs August 29, 2025

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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