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wage hermit 

A wage hermit is someone who typically works 50 to 80 hours each week and comes home with only enough time
to eat, attend to hygienic needs, surf the web or watch Netflix, go to bed and get up and repeat the daily cycle. In contrast with NEETS ( Person who is not employed, not in education, not in training or school), wage hermits are fully
employed with health insurance, investment options and the like but have no real opportunity for an outside life and live like elderly shut-ins. Wage hermits like NEETS will often spend large sums of money on high end computers or game consoles for video games, web surfing, social media interaction and binge watching online entertainment. In some cases the NEETS may have a higher quality of life with less overall stress. The wage hermit is must often respond to constant office emails or text at home or risk being fired for no response. The coin was termed by the youtuber know as Argent.
'"Is Tom okay? I haven't seen him in weeks." Yes, I talked to him over Twitch last night. The company he works for was purchased by Jeff Bezos and they must implement all of Amazons productivity standards before 2020. He works 80 hours a week. He only has time for take out dinners and to unwind playing some retro games or jerking off to pornhub before bedtime. He said he got a promotion with better pay but has become a wage hermit. He said he hopes the economy will tank so he can get laid off and become a NEET like you and live on unemployment for the rest of the year. LOL!
wage hermit by Droptinni February 26, 2019
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