waffle tax 

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

waffle tax by Rat Genesis August 6, 2007

WaffleTastik 

🔥 A FANTASTIK way to describe how AMAZING WAFFLES are.. WaffleTastik

🔥 As I bite into this warm, melted buttery, maple syrupy waffle..it taste WaffleTastik!

WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.

A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.

waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

waffletaco 

1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.

2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"

1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."

2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?

waffletaco by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009

Waffletastic

Too amazing to define with fantastic.
So you combine it with a cool word like waffle and make the word "Waffletastic".

That pancake mix was waffletastic.

Waffletastic by FakeAndGayDefinitions July 14, 2010

waffletaco 

A corperation that will never ever exist. And nicole and pete will give up on their dreams. Because it is the grossest thing in the world
-Love skyler

Omg waffletaco will never exist!
Yayyyy

waffletaco by skiller1294 January 25, 2009

wafflemaxxing

When you wafflemax, you’re acting like an idiot who wont shut their waffler.

Justin: IM UPID!!!

Val: Justin stop wafflemaxxing

wafflemaxxing by cornflakeslalala September 5, 2025