whackabiscuit 

Premade, refrigerated biscuit dough in a cardboard can. So called because if you unwrap the can, you sometimes have to whack the side of it on the counter for it to open. Pricewise, at ~$2 for a 4-pack, they're the bread equivalent of instant ramen.

You aren't seriously thinking you're going to impress her with Prego and whackabiscuits, are you? Would you at least make one thing that doesn't come out of a can?

whackabiscuit by Lady Csyde October 7, 2010

wackbiscuit 

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.

"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."

wackbiscuit by Crawlover July 3, 2004