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wack1ty means to be the rlly cool
wack1ty is the coolest:)
wack1ty by sᴀᴛᴜʀɴɴ July 20, 2021

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

frickity frackity packity wackity 

what you say when you stub your toe but you’re in the middle of a conversation with your grandma. aka when you want to cuss at something but for whatever reason can’t cuss
me: “oh- frickity frackity packity wackity”

wackety chackety shmack 

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.
"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026