n.
an exclamatory expression of amazement and admiration following, and in recognition of, an impact of incredible magnitude or other momentous occasion; similarly, an action of such remarkable caliber as to warrant the use of the exclamation. Also a really fun word to say at dramatic intervals.
v.
the performance of such an action mentioned above.
Coined in homage to the great King Bowser Koopa, who is slow-moving but significantly powerful and awe-inspiring in action.
"I'm going to bodycheck you into the electric fence, wait for it, wait for--WABOWSER!"
"The best part of that Oilers game was when Cory Cross WABOWSERed himself into the boards. Because he's Cory Cross. And he's terrible."
When you microwave a freshly made waffle for 9 minutes in the microwave piss on it and them feed it to a person who doesn't know that you just pissed on a waffle
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."