Ferocious tribe of women characterized by their strength, agility, and ability to sample badass motherfucking seedlings without error. They have also been known to plunder houses, beat the shit out of duck faces, and throw noodles on the ceiling. Excellent botany skills and tomahawk throwing expertise are seen in the professional Wabizonikons.
Traditional attire of Wabizonikons includes hiking
boots, garbage
bag sleeves, and on
special occasions, the WABITHONG!