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Voted for Obama 

Someone who is an obvious simpleton or moron. Derived from blaming everything on the President.
You: Hey! That lady just cut me off and nearly took out that woman and her kid!
Me: She must have voted for Obama

You: Where is our waiter? It's been 20 minutes and he hasn't even gotten our drink order yet.
Me: He must have voted for Obama.
Voted for Obama by djshawman August 18, 2010
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Voted for Obama 

The right (also the left) thing to do in 2008 and 2012. However, those who voted for McCain and Romney took part in the democratic process and they are also patriots.
"We need to improve the United States, we need to fix the healthcare system and help people instead of helping the rich elites. This is why I voted for Obama. Voting for Obama is the patriotic thing to do."
Voted for Obama by George's_Bush March 30, 2021

I voted for Obama 

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.
Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."
I voted for Obama by f3gf August 22, 2011

Go vote for Obama 

"Ha Ha, your team sucks!!!"

Reply: "Oh, go vote for Obama."
Go vote for Obama by Surfgoth October 19, 2012

cast a vote for obama 

The act of taking a huge shit!
I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.
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