Vontella

Vontella is a beautiful and preppy Southern belle. She is fiercely loyal to her friends and fierce to her enemies. Her life occasionally resemble a shit show, but the goodness she has displayed to her friends will come back to her when she needs it. She always knows exactly what she wants even if she doesn't want to tell you. If you get the chance to know her, you'll soon realize she desires puppy kisses, good food, Netflix, or the person next to you shutting up and getting their life together. She has a heart of gold to match her wallet, and the attitude to match her country playlist. If you're lucky enough to meet her, never let her go.

Get in the car, Vontella, we're going shopping.

by Stellaaarhair April 13, 2015

Ubeja Vontell

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

Ubeja Vontell

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.

I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.

by bdubsy April 15, 2020