Vontella

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Vontella is a beautiful and preppy Southern belle. She is fiercely loyal to her friends and fierce to her enemies. Her life occasionally resemble a shit show, but the goodness she has displayed to her friends will come back to her when she needs it. She always knows exactly what she wants even if she doesn't want to tell you. If you get the chance to know her, you'll soon realize she desires puppy kisses, good food, Netflix, or the person next to you shutting up and getting their life together. She has a heart of gold to match her wallet, and the attitude to match her country playlist. If you're lucky enough to meet her, never let her go.

Get in the car, Vontella, we're going shopping.

Vontella by Stellaaarhair April 13, 2015

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Ubeja Vontell

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

Ubeja Vontell by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

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Ubeja Vontell

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.

I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.

Ubeja Vontell by bdubsy April 15, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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