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vomicough
When someone coughs in such a guttural and sickly manner that bystanders may believe that the person has vomited.
Damn it sounded rough in there. Were you puking or was that just a vomicough?
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
vomicough by Professor Poo April 26, 2010
vomication
a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.
"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."
"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."
"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."
"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."
"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."
vomication by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006
Vomikaze
The forced expulsion of the contents of one's stomach onto oneself, usually after imbibing huge quantities of alcohol, followed by abrupt and unannounced contact with random individuals in the vicinity.
Did you hear what Guy did up at his place in Boston this past weekend? He drank one too many pina coladas and proceeded to vomikaze everyone else there. GROSS.
Vomikaze by belovedpeace July 25, 2011
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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