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volvotista 

meaning a volvo car that is modified or customized to perfection and is totally awesome.
also name of company who sells custom volvo parts.
volvotista.com
man look at that car it is totally volvotista.
volvotista by volvo guy September 13, 2009

Volketiti 

Volketiti is an iconic twitter legend
“tu connais volketiti ?”
“oui elle est trop drôle”
Volketiti by houbini November 6, 2020

volmeister-droner

Code word for a homosexual orgy. Members use code names to indicate their role in the orgy. For example, someone named Honk would be the pivot man in a circle jerk, Leo is code for cum guzzler, DEH indicates that a person has an anus large enough to handle a giant dick.
I read on the bathroom wall that there's going to be a volmeister-droner in Auburn this weekend.

vapetistic 

Someone by the name of Michael who is heavily reliant on e cigarettes. This individual is so dependent on vapes that at school he is highly known by his teachers and peers to be the vapetistic kid.
Seth: "wow michael gave me a vape for free!! its amazing!"
Cash: "thats not amazing! thats absolutely vapetistic!"
vapetistic by DefinePoopForMe August 30, 2023

Violetist 

1. Fear, dislike, or hatred of people who are fans of the character Violet Gray in Charles M. Schulz's comic strip Peanuts.

2. A person who hates or dislikes the character Violet Gray in Charles M. Schulz's comic strip Peanuts.
Person 1: If Violet gray from Peanuts has no haters then I’m dead
Person 2: Bitch you can’t say that shit that’s Violetist
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about
Violetist by LiaPeanuts February 21, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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