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Instead of using the pinky for the shocker, you use one of your testicles instead.
We were gettin' down and dirty, and then I went and Volner'd her. She left.
volner by Bruuding July 14, 2015
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
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Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.
John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Vulnerable

Easily influenced by physical or emotional attacks.
Friend: Serg is extremely vulnerable when it comes to guys.
Other Friend: Yeah Brice has him wrapped around his finger.
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Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.
Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.
Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

vulnerable

Someone who is completely and rawly open, unguarded with their heart, mind, and soul. Being vulnerable happens when you trust completely. Rather its vulnerability by pain or joy, it's being exposed with all of the emotions that make it easy for someone (someone you trust) to really do some emotional damage or healing.. Vulnerability is the surrender of all control and personal power in regards to letting someone close enough to destroy you!
She made herself completely vulnerable because she trusted him. Vunerable Vunerability Exposed Raw Open Unguarded
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VolneyRiserRide 

(Noun) The process of linking up with like-minded radical MOFOs to engage in grass-roots activism.
We gotta help people register to vote, time for a VolneyRiserRide.
VolneyRiserRide by Dempeeps2020 October 11, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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