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Vaggle
A group of two or more VagHags or Vaginal Vampires or a combination of a VagHag and a Vaginal Vampire usually conniving, on some level, to find a way to deny women their inherent rights.
As soon as the legislature was sworn in a republican Vaggle formed at the rear of the chamber. The VagHags, in their modest Vaggle of four, acquiesced to the larger Vaggle of 40 Vaginal Vampires, who were writing legislation to outlaw all contraceptive coverage in the state.
It should be noted, the Vaggle of VagHags didn't acquiesce, one of their votes was bought with SuperPac funds, one with a committee assignment, and two of the four were sleeping with a pair of VagVamps.
It should be noted, the Vaggle of VagHags didn't acquiesce, one of their votes was bought with SuperPac funds, one with a committee assignment, and two of the four were sleeping with a pair of VagVamps.
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voggle • vogler • vaggle • vogeler • voogle • vaggle bagel • Vaggled • veggler • viggle • Vigglefied
veggler
A term used by experienced hikers to describe a vegetarian hot dog. Oftentimes, vegglers are frozen and therefore covered in shards of ice. This only makes the meal more enjoyable and authentic.
veggler by icy_veggler December 21, 2019
Vogler
A vogler is a person (usually a man) that frequents a beach/nude beach, pool, bath house and other places where there are people enjoying themselves in less clothing or in the nude. One give away of a vogler vs. a random wandering person is that a vogler will many times be seen at the beach in normal clothes such as jeans and a t-shirt while wandering and lurking around the place and subtly (or not) will gawk, stare and "vogle" around people to visually feast on.
There are many types of voglers and varying aggressiveness. Some will wander around aimlessly looking lost until you notice that they have walked next to you several times while continually staring. Other voglers will find a nice spot in some brush or a public area such as water fountains and will use this as a lookout where they can enjoy the view without bothering others. The worst type of vogler is one that will find a place to be near you and will stare and gawk with no shame or self-awareness sometimes going as far as sneakily taking pictures with their smartphones.
There are many types of voglers and varying aggressiveness. Some will wander around aimlessly looking lost until you notice that they have walked next to you several times while continually staring. Other voglers will find a nice spot in some brush or a public area such as water fountains and will use this as a lookout where they can enjoy the view without bothering others. The worst type of vogler is one that will find a place to be near you and will stare and gawk with no shame or self-awareness sometimes going as far as sneakily taking pictures with their smartphones.
I really want to go topless tanning, but last time I tried there were these two voglers that kept walking around me with their phones out and it creeped me out.
Vogler by TostitosBoy March 27, 2023
vogeler
vogeler by Samantha K April 8, 2008
Vogler
One who does a teacher, specifically a high school teaher, and the result is a contraction of Herpes or HIV.
Vogler by Powchickapowpow January 7, 2010
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