virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis
1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!
by Bensta November 27, 2005
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West Virginia Wood

the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music
Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome

Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude
by Ziggy Marley-Gumbi May 09, 2010
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