vietkong

extreme danger in need of reinforcements. can be used when running through hallways or running around in fields. just fun to say!

VIETKONG VIETKONG! ( running through a field holding fire crackers) WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo that party was at that viekong status.

by a smigs and j palm December 19, 2009

vietcongs

wrong way to say Vietcong.

Let's kill those Vietcongs!

It's just Vietcong. You wouldn't say Chinese-es.

by JackBlacksMom March 31, 2009

Vietcong piss sniper

A Vietcong soldier who hides in the trees and pisses on US soldiers as they walk under the tree

Person 1: is that rain

Person 2: do you think it’s a Vietcong piss sniper

Person 3: they’re in the fucking trees

by Ramranch81 March 6, 2019

VietCong

n: South vietnamese rebels during the Vietnam war.
adj: Used to describe something communistic, rebellistic, witty, or elusive-istic.

The fork in this plastic bag of plastic "silverware" is sharp and elusive like the vietcong. I wish I could find it, but the "plasticware" is really crowded, it's like a jungle in the bag and I cannot find the *explitive* fork. I really need the fork to eat some cake...with sprinkles.

by El Barto June 14, 2004

Vietconged

To take such an explosive poop (most likely diarrhea) that it looks like you have created a model of post war vietnam after the vietcong went through there.

--Bro 1: "Hey dude I'm gonna go take a shit i'll be back in a few"
-Bro 2: "Alright man don't take too long"

5 minutes later

-Bro 2: "Hey bro how was it?"
--Bro 1: "Man i just vietconged that toilet"
-Bro 2: "Thats gross dude this is my mom's house"

by carpetman28 August 13, 2009

vietcong

The ultimate fighting force. An assemblage of rice farmers and illiterate duck herders that managed to beat the living crap out of the United States army during the Vietnam War. Notable for their usage of guerilla tactics that would make Che Guevera jealous.

"The Vietcong jumped out of the tunnel and threw me in a pit lined with punji sticks and dung. I was totally impressed"

by D-Nut December 15, 2003

vietdongpong

A harsh gaseous stench that seaps out of the head of a penis that has just come into contact with an infected vietnamese snatch.Can be avoided with the use of profelactics or the rubbing of baboon spit on the tip of ones throbbing tool.

" i knew i should have used a blob...four days later whilst on the vinegar strokes i had a cock burp and was knocked out by a rude case of the old vietdongpong...phew!!!"

by Blamange Quaffty May 25, 2009