vibraslap

1) A percussion instrument that makes a unique rattling sound that was loosely patterned after a donkey's jawbone.
2) An act of assault with a sex toy.

"I gave your mom a vibraslap last night."
"How thoughtful of you! I know she'll love playing that in the community band."
"No I mean I grabbed her Hitachi Magic Wand and I was all like 'bippity boppity BITCHSLAP"

by Weasel Dan September 22, 2015

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Vibrasham

noun Pronounced "vye-bray-sham"
The sensation of feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket when it is, in fact, not vibrating. Can be caused by muscle spasm or can be a totally phantom sensation.

Frank dug his hand into his pocket, pulling out his phone but, alas, it had not rung and he had only felt a vibrasham.

by Merriam-Webster-Soltan July 9, 2009

vibrashaming

When a woman feels bad for inability to easily orgasm because of vibrator overuse, usually caused by the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Gurl, don't be vibrashaming yourself, sometimes it's hard to cum

by katyonak June 3, 2017

vibrashame

Shaming oneself or another for use of vibrators

I've been masterbating all day don't vibrashame me

by tankytank June 3, 2017

vibrataphobia

fear of your phone vibrating in your lap or in your pocket, in the area that wouldn't end up being pleasant in a public situation

because of my vibrataphobia I missed 6 calls and 8 text messages from my mom

by FlashlightMemelord October 19, 2018