noun Pronounced "vye-bray-sham"
The sensation of feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket when it is, in fact, not vibrating. Can be caused by muscle spasm or can be a totally phantom sensation.
Frank dug his hand into his pocket, pulling out his phone but, alas, it had not rung and he had only felt a vibrasham.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.