vestigital 

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestdigital.

I threw out my vestigital road maps.

vestigital by Ascending Digits January 4, 2014

vestigial buttsack 

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

vestigial buttsack by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

Vestigial cable 

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.

We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.

Vestigial cable by TonyID March 15, 2010

vestigial virgin 

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

vestigial virgin by D1388 October 6, 2016

vestdigital 

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestigital.

Memorizing phone numbers is a vestdigital skill.

vestdigital by AscendingDigits January 4, 2014

Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.

Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.

Vestigial brain by uuuddd July 17, 2020

vestigibly 

adv. having the potential of having merit or validity; adj: vestigible

Though it could be bullshit, he answered the question quite vestigibly.

vestigibly by lsdoifngared May 3, 2008