vestigital

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestdigital.

I threw out my vestigital road maps.

by Ascending Digits January 4, 2014

vestigial buttsack

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

Vestigial cable

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.

We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

by D1388 October 6, 2016

vestdigital

Skills made vestigial by technology. Examples: reading maps (GPS navigation), making change (calculators & point of sale tablets), memorizing phone numbers, balancing checkbooks (or even sending paper checks), learning how to do something ("I'll just Google it").

Some sense that a person would be lost and ineffective without technology crutch. See vestigital.

Memorizing phone numbers is a vestdigital skill.

by AscendingDigits January 4, 2014

Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.

Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

vestigibly

adv. having the potential of having merit or validity; adj: vestigible

Though it could be bullshit, he answered the question quite vestigibly.

by lsdoifngared May 3, 2008