Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.
I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.
by TonyID March 15, 2010
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Vestigial cable

Cable TV offering in many budget lodgings that is more basic than basic cable. Usually a tuning guide one real cable channel and an assortment of lame local channels. Rudimentary cable is a similar weak program option.
We stayed at the Super-8 lat night...the room was OK but the vestigial cable has to be the worst ever.
by TonyID March 15, 2010
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SPCV

Small Penis Compensation Vehicle - includes compensator trucks, big boats, flashy sports cars. Vehicle used to deflect any thoughts the owner may have an unusually small member; while actually very clearly pointing out that fact.
Boats or cars with exposed engines, lots of chrome, loud exhaust are a dead giveaway.
Check out Ralph's truck with the ladder to climb into the cab...poor guy must be an SPCV.
by TonyID March 15, 2010
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