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That waxed shit that's on babies that keeps them from pruning in the whome smells bad after a few days cause babies can't have baths
That shit smells like left over 3 week old under armpit of baby vernix
Vernix by JSean October 17, 2018
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Vernix caseosa 

1. is the "waxy" or "cheesy" white substance found coating the skin of newborn humans. It is secreted by the fetus's sebaceous glands in utero, and is hypothesized to have antibacterial properties."Vernix" is the Latin word for "varnish." The vernix varnishes the baby. "Caseosa" is "cheese" in Latin

Vernix is composed of sebum (the oil of the skin) and cells that have sloughed off the fetus' skin.

2. For the town in France, see Vernix, Manche - commune of the Manche département, in France.
I'll have the parma ham and Vernix caseosa on rye, lightly toasted with a side of potato salad and green onion

vernix-style 

A delicious way to have your French toast with enough butter and powdered sugar on it to make a thick paste that resembles vernix.
Me: I'll have my French toast vernix-style, please.

Man: What does that even mean?

Woman: Please stop calling it that, it's disgusting. I'm not hungry any more.

Me: More French toast for me, then.
vernix-style by Giant Dwarf January 31, 2018
A woman who is loving and generous person. She is kind and respectful and will keep your darkest secrets. Her love for children, family and friends are surpassed by few others. She is by far the best friend, spouse and mother that anyone could ever know.
Without Vernita my life would be incomplete.
Vernita by Ravishing Rhapsody June 18, 2010
One of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

She's the type of gal who'll light up your day, build you up, and just make you feel like the most important person in the world. She's always there for you.

More caring in her soul than in half the world.
The definition of a great friend. I don't know where I'd be without her.

Tres sexy as well.
Woaw, that Vernice is one amazing person eh?

Man, I'd totally tap Vernice!
Vernice by Fuck Me plz? June 16, 2010
One who believes the Jules Vernes work was based on fact, not fiction
Jimmy was a strong vernian, like his father.
vernian by nsnlover4lif November 21, 2013