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vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.
Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT
vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021

Vermontian 

A person hailing Vermont as their state.
Wow. Jeff is such a Vermontian, his constant mentions of Bernie Sanders are too much.
Vermontian by Kipthedrip September 15, 2018

Vermonting 

To burn a whole bowl of weed in one hit, therefore ruining the bowl.
Dude stop vermonting the bowl!
Vermonting by wyaaaatt November 27, 2007

vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021

Vermonting 

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
I wish you weren't so prone to vermonting every time we see each other, it really sours the mood.
Vermonting by morezucchini June 30, 2025

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026