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Ace Ventura'd
When a box is delivered and is severely dented and falling apart, referring to the beginning of the movie Ace Ventura.
Ace Ventura'd by redspider October 12, 2010
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Las Venturas Elvis
In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.
White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
Las Venturas Elvis by Dont you know I'm the King? August 1, 2005
Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura
A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
Ace Ventura
When someone farts in the car and the smell forces the driver to drive with his head out the window.
Ace Ventura by Vampyre January 24, 2004
Jesse Ventura
A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"
When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!
Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass
Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass
Jesse Ventura by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009
Ventura
A car made by Pontiac from 1960 to 1977 similar to that of the Chevy Nova, Buick Skylark and Pontiac Lemans. Meaning, VERY SEXY!
Ventura by TOKEisthename May 20, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).