vendi

BEST HUMAN BEING THIS WORLD HAS EVER MET!!

OMG pewdiepie is a vendi!

by octopie72 October 28, 2013

Vendi

Vendi is slang for "I'm good" its used in parties when a hammered person is lying

"Don't worry about me I'm Vendi"

by xannylikesit April 13, 2020

Vendi

The funny, good looking and the best friend in the group. He is going to be famous and very successful in the future, he is a future billionaire. He is a hype beast and has a lot of girlfriends. He is a real PlayBoy.

Damn that is a Vendi

by xendi December 8, 2019

vendi-envy

The feeling you get after pushing the selector button for what you bought out of the vending machine, 'cause you know that you didn't select what you *really* wanted.

This emotion is common when there are two things you have a taste for but only enough money to buy one, and may involve someone else influencing your decision.

A Vending scam always makes vendi-envy more painful...

Tom: "Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... ? I'm in the mood for Twix!"
Harry: "Tom, you just had Twix yesterday, maybe you should go with the Snickers."
Tom: "No - I'm positive: I want Twix! *puts in money* B.... 9..."
*machine vends a Twix as Tom's smile goes away*
Harry: "Aren't you going to open that?"
Tom: "... Meh. I really wanted a Snickers."
Harry: "Another sixty-five cents, another case of vendi-envy..."

by zurielseven May 5, 2011

vendor whore

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012