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The best song by the Pixies. Also the best song in general. Also my favorite song. Also who I am. Velouria.
My Velouria.
My Velouria.
Even I'll adore ya.
My Velouria.
velouria by COWSGOMOO December 27, 2003
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a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.

velour however is not goofy
stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.

sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better
velour by loofooloo December 1, 2006
A song by the pixies
velouria by Evan McDowell August 26, 2003

velour fog

A man or woman who shaves the genitals but leaves the leg hair. Usually accompanied with revealing clothing.
"The call me the Velour Fog." - Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
velour fog by Yesnomaybeidk April 18, 2018
A hot sexy mama
Needs milk
And loves them ice noodle
Vemoul is a hot sexy mama with ice noodles
Vemoul by Jjabrum May 14, 2018
fake velvet
usualy made into a cheep tracksuit worn by a tool eg jamal johnson (blackburn rovers football player)
"jamal what the fuck are you wearing a velour tracksuit for"
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