velocifaptor

furiously masturbating dinosaur

"Stand at least five feet away from the velocifaptor!"

by Mike Hawkslong November 7, 2011

velocifaptor

John Cena's nickname that his backstage crew calls him.

Hey Lena look! Velocifaptor punched that guy!

by riigggle January 25, 2016

Velocipastor

It’s a movie.
About dinosaurs.

Person 1: Did you saw the movie Velocipastor.
Person 2: Bruh wtf is that.
Person 3: *cries*

by MasinaDeSpalt69 August 2, 2020

Velociraptor

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014

velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

by rossdwp March 10, 2009

sexual velociraptor

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017

Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.

that girl theresa is such a cat velociraptor.

by tiger tigger November 12, 2009