velcro vag 

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

velcro vag by RedRedRed Red June 5, 2016

Velcro Vagina 

A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.

Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.

Velcro Vagina by Smarty4u August 14, 2017