Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

Velcro Shoes by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

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Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

Velcro Shoes Smart by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

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velcro-shoes special

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!

What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

velcro-shoes special by Tha dingo July 31, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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