Velcro Shoes
Velcro Shoes by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006
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Velcro Shoes Smart
Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
Velcro Shoes Smart by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
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velcro-shoes special
1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
velcro-shoes special by Tha dingo July 31, 2009
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)