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Velcro Shoes Smart 

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.
Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.
Velcro Shoes Smart by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

velcro-shoes special 

1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.

2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.

3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026