The Veense Brommer is a sexual act derived form the Netherlands, specifically the city of Veenendaal. The act consists of lubing up the anus of your partner, then inserting your thumb in it. After this is done you make the movement you would make when sitting on a 'brommer' (= Dutch word for moped). This twisting motion is allegedly very pleasurable for the partner in question.

"Hey man, did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?" "Yeah i did gave her a Veense Brommer and she really enjoyed it."

Veense Brommer by Oinkiedooda January 10, 2023

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veesvat

A veesvat is a spoken word which describes when you're happy or ecstatic. VEESVAT can be thrown in at random times when you're just feeling happy

"Nice job on your test score Shelby!"
"VEESVAT!!!!"

veesvat by Veesvat September 10, 2016

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veesome

A sexual encounter where 3 people are involved but the attention is on only one person in contrast to a threesome where everyone is involved with each other.

Girl 1: I fucked my boyfriend with my ex boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Whoa I didn't know they were gay.

Girl 1. No. It was a veesome. They fucked me but didn't touch each other. It was awesome.

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Veeblefetzer

noun- Used in reference to any type of machinery or gadget, either very complicated or with no discernable purpose. Made famous by MAD Magazine. Believed to have originated from a combination of Yiddish words, "webel," meaning weaving, and the German "Fetzer" which could mean any type of contraption.

"Good morning, Ma'am! May I interest you in purchasing a Left-Handed Veeblefetzer?"
"I'm not sure... what exactly does it do?"
"Why, it fetzes left-handed Veebles, of course!"

Veeblefetzer by The Lük March 18, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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