vaudel 

A sexy beast of a man, one of the best friends anyone could ask for. Funny! Big cock! Enjoys sunset walks and cheesy movies. His motto is SMASHHHH! If you are feeling down. Vaudel will bring you up out of that dark spot.

A complete Cutie, Sweetheart.
Loves everyone holiday! Will tend to dress up as Santa.
Also Vaudel is a trained professional in everything.
All he does is win!
Did I mention big cock...

Ohhh Shiit!! It’s Vaudel! Damnnn! What a sexy man.

vaudel by Larry the snail November 19, 2020

Vaudel 

Vaudel. Is a big sexy man who loves to whip out his cock and windmill that horse shlong.
“Vaudel is the toughest motherfucker I know” -Mike Tyson.
Vaudel is Funny, Smart, Huge Cock, a smile that will light up an entire room. He loves hiking naked, and candle light dinners on the beach. Naked.
If you see him out in public. You best know he’ll be with the boys!
Vaudel Loves people.
And has been said to be a remarkable boyfriend.
When you need someone most, Vaudel is there.
Great friend. Huge cock.
And what else can I say.

Vaudel is a Stragiht winner.

“Vaudel! Can you reach the cookie jar?

Of course mom!

Vaudel by Larry the snail November 19, 2020

Art Vandelay 

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

Art Vandelay by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011

Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.

Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Sarah Vandella by Dylan johnnydouglas May 10, 2019

Vandelay 

A name which George Castanza of Seinfeld uses whenever he needs to make up a name, such as a reference at a job interview, an author that he likes, a friend that he's meeting, etc.

Person: "Who do you read?"
George: "I like Art Vandelay. He's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village."

Person: "Who are you meeting?"
George: "Art Vandelay. He's an Importer Exporter."

Person: "Who can a call for a reference?"
George: "That's Vandelay Industries, the address is 186 West 81st Street (Jerry's Apartment).
Person: "What do they do?"
George: "They manufacture and sell latex. The selling of latex and latex related products.

Jerry (upon picking up the phone): "Hello, this is Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."

Vandelay by Johanste April 21, 2008

Melissa Vandella 

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

Melissa Vandella by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

trash and vaudeville

an amazing store in ny, consisting of two parts. Trash upstaits and Vaudeville downstairs. Located on st. marcs.(epiphany of hipsterness) You can find the best jeans and jackets there.there is also a wall of celebrity signatures. including bands such as the ramones and blondie. it is the city's most famous shithole. talk to jimmy, the forever tight pants wearing owner. best store ever. dont go there if youre a tourist.

"whered you get those amazing skinny jeans? and that raddddd jacket?"

"trash and vaudeville... duh."

trash and vaudeville by Jason Argento March 22, 2008