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A very large craving to eat a person you barely know
I have such a vargle today
vargle by mapplethorpe123 June 8, 2011
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A group of two or more VagHags or Vaginal Vampires or a combination of a VagHag and a Vaginal Vampire usually conniving, on some level, to find a way to deny women their inherent rights.
As soon as the legislature was sworn in a republican Vaggle formed at the rear of the chamber. The VagHags, in their modest Vaggle of four, acquiesced to the larger Vaggle of 40 Vaginal Vampires, who were writing legislation to outlaw all contraceptive coverage in the state.

It should be noted, the Vaggle of VagHags didn't acquiesce, one of their votes was bought with SuperPac funds, one with a committee assignment, and two of the four were sleeping with a pair of VagVamps.
Vaggle by Bort666 January 22, 2013
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vargle • vaggle • varalee • varleen • varley • Varge • Vargek • varlet • virgle • vaggle bagel
(verb) to forget the words to one's own song while performing it

origin: from English singer-songwriter Will Varley's penchant for doing so during his shows; popularised by fans of Varley and Frank Turner
alternate version: Will Varley sometimes refers to the practice as "Turner-ed it" or "Turner-ed it" as a "clapback" to his friend Turner
*Note: Starting during the Frank Turner livestreams during the 2020 pandemic, fans decided that those participating in the livestream drinking game had to take a drink each time either artist forgot his own lyrics.
Frank Varley 'd the lyrics to "Photosynthesis" again! Everyone take a drink!
Varley by Anita Kill December 28, 2020

varghese 

A man with amazing Entrepreneurial skills. A man with passion and integrity who can do anything for his family and will make it a point to bring a smile on people's faces. A little hot headed but is the softest from the inside and wants to strive to bring a change In the way people think about religion. A true believer. Always goes along with his gut feeling.
You should become like Varghese, I mean just look at him.
Street name for Vicks' Vaporub
Bro, I ain't feeling good, could you rub some varge on me?
Varge by maxxam November 22, 2010
Our ultimate Lord, there is no equal.
I finally am not retarded, thanks to our savior Vargeez!
Vargeez by VargeezLover October 24, 2018
Basically, it's the mist from a wet queef.
I was going down on this girl the other day and she VaGleeked all over my face. It was disgusting.
VaGleek by Shady Hippie June 20, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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