Definitions by mapplethorpe123

Turkish Rosebud 

Human faeces that has been deposited on someone's bed

Hi Peter, I left you a Turkish Rosebud

Turkish Rosebud by mapplethorpe123 May 18, 2022

vargle 

A very large craving to eat a person you barely know

I have such a vargle today

vargle by mapplethorpe123 June 8, 2011

Grimpish 

The act of being generally repulsed by your own smell, and/or the smell of your significant other.

My god, I feel so very grimpish today

Grimpish by mapplethorpe123 May 6, 2011