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Turkish Rosebud

Human faeces that has been deposited on someone's bed

Hi Peter, I left you a Turkish Rosebud

by mapplethorpe123 May 18, 2022

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vargle

A very large craving to eat a person you barely know

I have such a vargle today

by mapplethorpe123 June 8, 2011

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Grimpish

The act of being generally repulsed by your own smell, and/or the smell of your significant other.

My god, I feel so very grimpish today

by mapplethorpe123 May 6, 2011

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