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Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
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One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.
Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.
Varelse by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

anderson varejao 

One of two basketball players with extremely successful acting careers.
Ray Allen has been praised for his role as Jesus Shuttlesworth in He Got Game. Anderson Varejao won accolades for his role as himself in his biopic, The Flop.
the coolest name to have, people with this name pwn everyone.
varela, you are tyte.
varela by Varela December 15, 2008

Vanexxxa Hudgens 

A teenage role model gone bad. Star of the High School Musical franchise, a big hit with boys and pervy men, and now a bigger hit with boys and pervy men (and hated among parents) after various nude/scantly clad photos of her leaked online.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Gabriella at that movie premiere today?
Guy 2: You mean Vanexxxa Hudgens?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the one.
Guy 2: Did you see those pictures of her?
Guy 1: Yeah, she really needs to shave that bush of hers!
Vanexxxa Hudgens by GREATescape January 14, 2008
really freaking cool person. she is extremely underrated. she always laughs in serious situations. down to earth personality. always down for any fun or anything extreme. she is kind and sensitive but not at the same time. dont get on her bad side. anyway, she is a lifelong friend and will be your biggest supporter if you do what’s good. very loyal. 100/10 recommend.
“wow I like her, she must be a varenya!”
yes, she is”
varenya by coolcoolperson November 26, 2020