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vanillia gorilla

A vanillia gorilla is when a guy spunks on a girls face and then proceedes to grab a handful of pubic hair and throw them on her face, hence creating a white gorilla scene.
Man, last night i gave jessica a vanillia gorilla.
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Vanilla Gorilla 

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.
"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

Vanilla gorilla 

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment
My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole

Vanilla Gorilla 

A popular nickname of the NBA player Joel Pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7' 0") for the Portland Trailblazers.
"Joel Pryzbilla! The Vanilla Gorilla!"
Vanilla Gorilla by CouveTJ April 18, 2009

vanilla gorilla 

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.
"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

vanilla gorilla 

an ugly chick who is pale and has a schwing schwong.
damn jessica you are one hell of a pale motha fuckin vanilla gorilla
vanilla gorilla by grantandy69 January 2, 2009

vanilla gorilla 

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.
vanilla gorilla by jesusssss September 27, 2007
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