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Being born in a van duh 🙄
Vanborn is like when ppl give birth in vans
vanborn by Bdnnsknwoskx November 16, 2021
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Vanborghini 

A piece of shit van that somehow manages to get everyone from point A to point B.
Noah: Hey Phil, your vanborghini almost blew up and killed 5 small children
Phil: Fuck.
Vanborghini by frankiebobankie April 20, 2018

Sarah Jean Vanhorn 

A really pretty girl who is super fucking sexy. Boys always try to go after her but they can't. She is very well minded and is very strong. She doesn't let people control her and will kick somebody out of her life if they try to mess with her. She is very smart and is very athletic. If you ever get one of these creatures, keep them in your life because they will give you the world. They are very special, don't fuck up.
Person 1: Is the Sarah Jean Vanhorn?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: damn, I wish I had one, she is so sexy!
Sexual position made popular by former supermodel Nina Vanhorn
Rumour as it, it involve many actors...
Binnie and I often tried the Vanhorn position
Vanhorn by DJ_LCC October 2, 2007

vanhorn creepin

A term used to describe a person who stalks around corners and is always on the alert of their surroundings. A person of low intelligence lack of memory and all around creepy. The person will creep up on women and then go off on them like a horn.
While I was sitting outside of a restaurant I spotted a man in a white polo vanhorn creepin across the street.
vanhorn creepin by pemberton August 15, 2009

vanhorne 

A stinky meth gobbeling door-to-door Sales person!
Don’t answer the door there is a vanhorne!
vanhorne by Directv man October 28, 2017
Very intellectual, honest, humble, open minded, forgiving
Oh it’s that nigga Vanburn
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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