valver 

A slang term to describe a 16v engine over it's 8v counterpart. If you were replacing your standard 8v engine with a 16v lump you could say you were upgrading to a valver.

I've put a valver out of a VTS in my Saxo.

valver by Gixxer_Junkie November 4, 2007

valver 

A term used first, by enthusiasts of Volkswagen Golf Gti 16 valve cars, the tern is used to determine the engine difference between an 8 valve model and a more powerful 16 valve model, the more powerful model is (and has been for more years than any other manufacturers car) in short called a valver

Jacks new car is a Golf Gti,
Oh is it fast?
yes, but you have to use the revs, it`s a valver.
meaning it`s a 16 valve engine and when you keep the car in a gear for longer it makes the car rev more.

valver by stevejowen August 23, 2007

valver 

enthusiasts term for the finest of old skool renault engines, the 1.8 16v
usually found in the clio and also the 'old mans' 19
clio not to be mistaken for the lowlier RT see nova boy

just thrashed a VTS in me valver

valver by casper November 21, 2003

valver 

more commonly know as the vauxhall 2.0 16v redtop engine that you find in astra's and cavaliers
is very popular amgonst boy racers and car modifiers

i just dropped a valver into my corsa

valver by vauxhall_vixen05 September 23, 2005

Valerija 

Valerija Is An amazing girl you can always trust and rely on. She lives to joke around and always has time for laughter. She is very emotional and sensetive. She is the world's beautiful girl you can ever imagine. People can be really jelous of her beauty and what she has to say . If you mess with her you will regret it. She will always be there for her freinds and family . *She is a real bad bitch and you will like that *

Person 1 : I really wish I was Valerija she is so stunning beautiful and she is just amazing.

Person 2 : I know right she is the world's spot light

Valerija by 123oops12e November 8, 2019

Jimmy Valmer 

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

Jimmy Valmer by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022