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To have it up the arse (roughly).
Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better
valved by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007
When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking
I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved
Valved by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket
She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve
Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

Valve can't count to three 

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1
John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.
Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011

[valve]niggerkiller 

A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.
Person: *tries to votekick valveniggerkiller*
Gibus pyro: *votes no*
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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