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Are you not valuetained?
valuetain by jkidd9999 May 31, 2024
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He will valtain until the job is done.
valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011

Valuetown 

A place where you take donks by making thin value bets
ZOMG you took homeboy to valuetown.
Valuetown by Brody Darrington September 7, 2007

Voluntainment 

Voluntainment (noun) occurs when you volunteer at a function or event, and are entertained at the same time.
While participating in a charity fund-raiser that featured live Classic Rock bands, the numberous volunteers were entertained while performing their duties. The act of doing so is voluntainment.
Voluntainment by Neil Laing August 27, 2008

Valuerant 

The act of using abilities in a smart way while playing Valorant, to get the most value out of an agent’s abilities. First used by Coach Drowsy Boar when describing how player’s should consistently stay aware of their positioning and ability usage.
You need to stop wasting your ultimate and start playing valuerant
Valuerant by Marketmadman February 17, 2021

Valetnine 

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"
Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man
Valetnine by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014
a fucking piss take off a person who says look at me when he is being fucking crucified by people calling him a small midget.
Me: Valetin your so fucking small.

Valetin: OH LOOK AT ME I'M SMALL OH LOOK AT MEEE.
Valetin by BIGBATTYMAN November 1, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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