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Are you not valuetained?
valuetain by jkidd9999 May 31, 2024
Words you can keep
He will valtain until the job is done.
valtain by DavidG_S September 12, 2011

Valuetown 

A place where you take donks by making thin value bets
ZOMG you took homeboy to valuetown.
Valuetown by Brody Darrington September 7, 2007

Voluntainment 

Voluntainment (noun) occurs when you volunteer at a function or event, and are entertained at the same time.
While participating in a charity fund-raiser that featured live Classic Rock bands, the numberous volunteers were entertained while performing their duties. The act of doing so is voluntainment.
Voluntainment by Neil Laing August 27, 2008

Valuerant 

The act of using abilities in a smart way while playing Valorant, to get the most value out of an agent’s abilities. First used by Coach Drowsy Boar when describing how player’s should consistently stay aware of their positioning and ability usage.
You need to stop wasting your ultimate and start playing valuerant
Valuerant by Marketmadman February 17, 2021

Valetnine 

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"
Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man
Valetnine by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014
a fucking piss take off a person who says look at me when he is being fucking crucified by people calling him a small midget.
Me: Valetin your so fucking small.

Valetin: OH LOOK AT ME I'M SMALL OH LOOK AT MEEE.
Valetin by BIGBATTYMAN November 1, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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