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Valorie is smart, funny, and caring. She is always thinking of others, never of herself. She is selfless, and has the biggest heart ever. Just don't get on her bad side. She will make you pay if you do. She loves hard and cares even harder. She is also a beatiful girl. She has the prettiest smile and the sexiest body. She also carries an innocence about her that appeals to others. Valorie is the epitome of someone you would want by your side. Always.
"You seen Valorie?"
"Yes, she is so sweet, and caring."

"I need to get a girl like Valorie."
Valorie by VGirlWal January 10, 2017
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Beautiful, sure of herself, hates drama, and seductive. The type of girl you want to be with. Cannot get more loyal than a Valorie. But dont get on her bad side she will throw shade and make you regret it.
Did you see valorie? She's so beautiful!
Valorie by Karen loid January 23, 2017
Smart, sure of herself, helpful, organized. A Valorie is extremely cute, she is the kind of friend to have, she is able to assess things clearly and knows exactly how to solve any problem. You can always count on a Valorie.
Got a problem, call a Valorie and she will help you find a solution.
Valorie by precious1nil February 3, 2010
When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.

Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.

Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.

Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.

When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.

Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
Who are you talking about? Valerie?! Oh yeah, that chick is the Ultimate woman!
Valerie by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019
When a person has the ability to woo a girl in the video game Valorant.
My boy Gio got so many bitches in Valorant... He got that Valorizz.
Valorizz by carliscash November 12, 2022
Valerie is an awesome, kind friend. She's a sensitive friend, but she's actually saying what she thinks. She will help you out in almost everything. If you have a friend like that be grateful! :3
She's a good friend, Valerie.
Valerie by Starlight_Moon January 21, 2021
1.Smart
2.Brave
3.Amazing #1 best friend
4.Beautiful on the inside and out
4.there for you no matter what
Valerie is an amazing friend!
Valerie by Friendosfordaystho September 23, 2019
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