Vilonia

The only place in America were u get pulled over for nothing and end up with 100 different charges

Dont drive through vilonia, take the backroads

by Bird Flipper92 February 23, 2011

Vilonia

The lords cult disguised as a town in Faulkner county arkansas. Population consists of pitchfork holding Christians, douchebag school principals, and a pedophilic subway employee.

Pros:
- Literally live anywhere in the town and there’s a church in your damn face.
- not ghetto

Cons:
-get pulled over for no reason because cops have nothing to do.
-no restaurants

“Hey man you wanna go down to vilonia?”

“Hell no! I’d rather go to Greenbrier then that place!”

by anonymous June 15, 2018