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friendship valium
That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.
friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012
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valium
A pill taken to make you feel lose and happy. Puts you out of it for a really long time. You can forget alot too.. 4 days will go by so fast and you'll think its been one big day. Makes you pretty stupid and sticks with you for a while maybe 3 days. Also if you take any other things (booze, pot, etc.) it will like react to it. You can get drunk fast as hell.
Stumble Valium
After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.
It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!
"I feel so bad for you right now"
"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
"I feel so bad for you right now"
"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
Stumble Valium by Mathius October 30, 2007
valium
valium (vuh-al-ee-um) noun, is a
1. a tranquilizing muscle-relaxant drug used chiefly to relieve anxiety.
2. When used ebonically it refers to the degree of loudness or the intensity of a sound.
1. a tranquilizing muscle-relaxant drug used chiefly to relieve anxiety.
2. When used ebonically it refers to the degree of loudness or the intensity of a sound.
Ya know win uin turn dat tang up una da... on da big box unna make it loud. Da valium, duh VA LI UMM!
valium by Dragonlady58 January 29, 2021
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valium by eminemlover5454 July 27, 2011
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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