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Vald
(verb) Dense, unreadable, usually from sloppy writing or editing or abuse of punctuation marks.
(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.
Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")
(origin: Fark.com thread 6926612, user drsewell.
Original usage: "It,s sad, when, a vald point, is lost, I the, commas,.")
"I tried to read the article the professor assigned, but it was totally vald. I couldn't get through the second sentence. Don't they use editors at Forbes.com?"
Vald by Make More Hinjews March 14, 2012
Vald - Surprise
Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
Vald - Surprise by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022
Leo Valdez
The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.
Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016
Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez by Living meme fangirl queen August 12, 2018
Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Leo Valdez by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."